Wow that is the quickest callback for an interview I’ve ever had o_O I need to sort out a mini portfolio by Saturday aaaaaaaaaaaa

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durbikins:

oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted
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what the fuck

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  • ONE NIGHT STAND BEFORE THE FIRST DAY OF YOUR NEW JOB AND OOPS THAT WAS YOUR NEW BOSS YOU WERE SLEEPING WITH AU 
  • DETECTIVE PARTNERS AU 
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blerg applying for jobs blergblergblerg

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sodomymcscurvylegs:

The cognitive dissonance caused by a society that tells its children to “follow their dreams” through messages in films, literature, etc. and then punishes them for not choosing safe, money making careers in adulthood is fascinating, to say the least

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  • glytterboxHi Scott. I have a date this saturday, and we've decided to have a contest see who can tell the biggest lie and get away with it while on the date. You seemed like the man to ask. Could you provide a lie or two? Plz thx <3 Mell
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    "I do have one kid from a previous relationship. It’s an eight-legged stallion. Long story. You won’t see him around, so don’t worry."

    "Some time-travelers like to see big disasters as they’re happening, but I really prefer to visit the quiet time right before the disasters. Just to see so many people with no idea what’s going to happen in a few hours. And I like to do simple, normal stuff. Get some dinner. Go on dates."

    "I wish the internet had more young men talking about video games. I really worry that all their voices are going unheard."

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tankasaurus:

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zoomwitch:

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snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

I don’t even know where to begin.

I expected that outcome. I knew what was going to happen. I still couldn’t help screaming and hurting myself when it happened.

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