Who is the most tired? I am the most tired it is me

steakplissken:

uberterence:

"This one is still just a child. Too pure for us Cobras. He has not yet found an emotion to carry into battle."
Jack, you can’t come with us.

THANKS FOR GIVING HIM THE EMOTION OF “FUCK IT”

THE EXISTENTIAL LIFE CRISIS

THAT’S HIS COBRA NAME

NOTHING MATTERS, SO HE DOES WHAT HE WANTS. CHILD SOLDIERS? SURE. SQUEAKING SAND? WHY THE FUCK NOT. DOES IT FILL THE VOID IN HIM? NO, BUT MAN IS DOOMED TO FACE THE INEVITABILITY OF HIS OWN DEMISE AND THE MEANINGLESS OF HIS ACTIONS IN AN UNCARING, FINITE UNIVERSE

(Source: mistermaine)

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

ghostboyfriend:

Live fast die young bad cats do it well

ghostboyfriend:

Live fast die young bad cats do it well

(Source: meme4u)

polarisopposites:

commanderbutt:

YO FRIENDS READ THIS BOOK NOW

SOMEONE GET ME THIS BOOK.

My mind is kinda blown because I just remembered I need to print ACTUAL SRS BSNS business cards because I am a pro now and need to do pro things and I am BROKEN HOW HOW AM I NEEDING THESE THINGS AAAAAAAAA

Trying to write a dissertation while tired/ill is just not fun at all oh my god


I keep forgetting how to construct sentences.

fozmeadows:

In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.

fozmeadows:

In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.

(Source: misterjakes)

tinycartridge:

New Ace Attorney 3DS game unveiled ⊟
According to this Famitsu scan posted by @Lite_Agent, this new game takes place during Japan’s Meiji period (1868 - 1912, a.k.a. Rurouni Kenshin times) and naturally features a new star — it looks like that star is an ancestor of Phoenix Wright. He has a sword, too. Cool sword, new guy.
The full title, according to @CourtRecords_, is Dai Gyakuten Saiban - Naruhodou Ryuunosuke no Bouken, or Grand Turnabout Trial - The Adventures of Naruhodou Ryuunosuke. As mentioned previously, Ace Attorney creator Shu Takumi is once again heading the project, after taking a break from the series with Dual Destinies.
BUY Ace Attorney games, upcoming releases

tinycartridge:

New Ace Attorney 3DS game unveiled ⊟

According to this Famitsu scan posted by @Lite_Agent, this new game takes place during Japan’s Meiji period (1868 - 1912, a.k.a. Rurouni Kenshin times) and naturally features a new star — it looks like that star is an ancestor of Phoenix Wright. He has a sword, too. Cool sword, new guy.

The full title, according to @CourtRecords_, is Dai Gyakuten Saiban - Naruhodou Ryuunosuke no Bouken, or Grand Turnabout Trial - The Adventures of Naruhodou Ryuunosuke. As mentioned previously, Ace Attorney creator Shu Takumi is once again heading the project, after taking a break from the series with Dual Destinies.

BUY Ace Attorney games, upcoming releases
tinycartridge:

New Ace Attorney 3DS game unveiled ⊟
According to this Famitsu scan posted by @Lite_Agent, this new game takes place during Japan’s Meiji period (1868 - 1912, a.k.a. Rurouni Kenshin times) and naturally features a new star — it looks like that star is an ancestor of Phoenix Wright. He has a sword, too. Cool sword, new guy.
The full title, according to @CourtRecords_, is Dai Gyakuten Saiban - Naruhodou Ryuunosuke no Bouken, or Grand Turnabout Trial - The Adventures of Naruhodou Ryuunosuke. As mentioned previously, Ace Attorney creator Shu Takumi is once again heading the project, after taking a break from the series with Dual Destinies.
BUY Ace Attorney games, upcoming releases

tinycartridge:

New Ace Attorney 3DS game unveiled ⊟

According to this Famitsu scan posted by @Lite_Agent, this new game takes place during Japan’s Meiji period (1868 - 1912, a.k.a. Rurouni Kenshin times) and naturally features a new star — it looks like that star is an ancestor of Phoenix Wright. He has a sword, too. Cool sword, new guy.

The full title, according to @CourtRecords_, is Dai Gyakuten Saiban - Naruhodou Ryuunosuke no Bouken, or Grand Turnabout Trial - The Adventures of Naruhodou Ryuunosuke. As mentioned previously, Ace Attorney creator Shu Takumi is once again heading the project, after taking a break from the series with Dual Destinies.

BUY Ace Attorney games, upcoming releases

I KNEW IT I KNEW IT AHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG ITS SO NICE TO BE RIGHT

WAIT

WHAT AM I GOING TO WATCH NOW THAT THIS SEASON OF ARCHER IS OVER

SHIT

HOW WILL I COPE

NOOOOOOO

Speaking of I have my first actual, serious business commission as an artist/maker almost lined up for after uni - still negotiating on price/subject matter etc. Its a little different from what I plan to specialise in but there’s no harm in the experience.

Its going to be an original piece of fibre art - maybe a wall hanging, and I think its going to be based on alternate interpretation of a mythical character, not sure which yet. I have free choice on that which is pretty exciting as it means I can sit and read all kinds of stories :D

Stuff like this gives me hope that maybe I can make it as an artist/designer/maker, and not be trapped in a job that I don’t love :)

Almost makes up for waking up and stepping on thee slug that was just chilling in the middle of my kitchen floor this morning with bare feet. Scrubbing slug guts off the sole of my foot was not the way I wanted to start my day

Why is it that I get insatiable urges to do things like quilt making, knitting and intricate embroidery when I have a huge deadline coming up?? Arghhhhhhhhhhhh i have the squares cut and right there but I have as looming thesis deadline and far too much else to do *flips tables*

Just realised that I somehow didn’t know of the existence of two more seasons of White Collar.

That’s my viewing sorted for the next however long

How did I not know though ajsjmhbdkjhrcgjygvdrjfhbjskuuh